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This soft, medium-weight hoodie is a lived-in companion for long mornings, late-night drives, and slow weekends. The front sports a subtle chest emblem while the back carries a bold, wry slogan that reads like a private joke between you and your work-weary friends. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable two-ply hood feel purposeful — warm hands, guarded conversations, quick coffee runs. The fabric has enough heft to hold its shape, yet breaks in comfortably over time. Wear it when you need a quiet armor against buzzy calendars, on casual meetups, or during those off-shift moments when you want to say less and feel more.
Product features
- Adjustable two-ply hood with drawstrings and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hands and essentials
- Midweight 9 oz (310 g/m²) cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) to reduce waste and improve fit
- Champion S700 details: left-sleeve 'C' logo, sewn-in care label, and up to 5% recycled plastic content
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hoodie — "If Work Was a Crime You'd Be Innocent as Hell" Graphic Pullover
$69.10
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$69.10
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Product features
- Adjustable two-ply hood with drawstrings and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hands and essentials
- Midweight 9 oz (310 g/m²) cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) to reduce waste and improve fit
- Champion S700 details: left-sleeve 'C' logo, sewn-in care label, and up to 5% recycled plastic content
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean